If Cats Could Use Google

By the way, I was just inspired by Dana’s comment so I did one like her but I went overboard! By the way, I have 3 cats, chloe is 1 and she is just the sweetest little thing! Lydia is 7, she is a little demon! And Evelyn(evil for short) is 15 years old! Can you believe it?! And she is so sweet! She has never scratched or bitten a single soul! -your biggest fan, Simon Todd

Me: sets phone on counter to go on a no phone date
Chloe (my cat): heh heh heh!
Chloe: googles where is human where is human where is human where is human!!!!!!!!!!!!
Google: what is humans name?
Chloe: uhhhhhhhhhh
Chloe: googles how to rip furniture in one millisecond
Me: comes home the next day with the house a mess and the phone under chloe
Me: CHLOEEEEEEEEEEE
chloe: o no, I’m doomed

My cat: phone please?
Me: ok… don’t do anything silly ok?
My cat: ok ;)
10 hours later
Me: WHO DOWNLOADED A CAT SCHEDULE ON MY PHONE!?!?!?
My cat: uh ohhhhhhhh…

cats with phones, bc why not!
(5 miutes later)
ok, time to play games.. who googled this stuff!