It stings when I use hand sanitizer!

When people stare at my fabric suitcase at the airport or when people walk into my home and notice the condition of the carpet.

I own three red lint brushes even though I rarely leave the house these days.

Every morning around 3:00am, I get poked in the face.

My medical record notes wound management for “cat scratch.”

People often wonder why my hands, arms, and legs often have scratches…

Also, my clean clothes are hairy – fresh out of the dryer.