Look at dis chicken leg - you are what you eat.
Have you heard about this new sport? It’s called blur ball.
Falling into the abyss is a lot cuter than you think.
When you hear the latest office gossip about Karen...
And when that hot office goss is about you.
Run! Karen heard what you said!
Is this cat handsome or not? I’ll literally never know. (But most likely he’s the most precious, handsome baby angel ever.)
Cats: YOU’RE NOT ALWAYS GRACEFUL GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE
Tongue Out Tuesd-OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Oh hey, ladies…(Oh, god, is that what I look like? Take it again!)
I said, "NO PETS"
Some say Long Cat still wanders these streets …
Take me to the vet, will ya? Not on my watch!