14 Purrfect Cat Puns To Send Your Pun-Loving Valentine


Cat got your tongue this Valentine’s Day? We're here to lend a paw! Here are 14 pawsitively purrfect puns to pen for your Valentine!

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“I loaf you, meow and forever.”



“I’m definitely feline a reaction between you and I."


“A cuddle a day keeps the vet away.”

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“I think you're one cool cat.”

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"My love for you can't be contained! *scatters litter everywhere*"


“I think you’re really fly.”

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“Meow + You = Together Furever.”


“Pardner, this card ain’t big enough … to hold all my love!”

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“Meow you doin’?” 


It kind of rolls off the tongue.

“I’m just a hunk, a hunk of purring love!”


"It'd be nothing short of the APURRcolypse! 


“Can I call you my Valentine?”  



This one really has some $ubtle $ubtext.



“I need you like a cat needs claws!” (Don’t declaw your kitties, folks!)

Well, there you have it, folks! We hope you found at least one Valentine's Day card to send to your Valentine. Happy Meowlentine's -- I mean Valentine's Day! 







  • Noodles


  • Hi

    So cool! The old cards were really special too! The drawings were also adorable. Good job! I like your cattitude!

  • CHERYL Schmidt

    These are awesome!! I so enjoyed reading them! It was even more special seeing and reading the real old ones from 40 years ago. Great job MEOWINGTONS!!

  • Ishita


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