13 Cats Who DEFINITELY Just Saw A Ghost October 10 2018, 2 Comments
It's almost Halloween, you guys. Are you getting into the Spirit, as they say? (These kitties sure are.) Now imagine, if you will, a nice, quiet night at home. You're sitting on the couch, munching some stealthy late-night treat, watching an episode of Real Housecats of Orange County with your cat.
Then your cat, who you honestly thought was asleep because they started doing that little snore that's really cute? Stay with me here. Imagine that your cat wakes up and stares at an obviously empty corner. They follow something with their eyes, something that clearly isn't there. Then they pull one of these:
They start growling at nothing or get all fluffed up for no explainable reason. You start to wonder, "What's going on here?"
Clearly, your cat has seen a ghost.
"What? I'm not screaming, this is what my meow always sounds like!"
"If I can't see the ghost, the ghost can't see me!"
"That human just floated by, haha. Silly humans! Wait. Humans don't float ..."
"Not cool, man. The ghost tried to PET me."
"Ghost? I ain't afraid of no ghost. They don't even pay rent."
"I have seen too much."
THE POWER OF CAT COMPELS YOU.
"I heard human shake the treat bag. And when I went into the kitchen, there were no treats!"
"The trick is to be tougher than the ghost. Nothing's tougher than a lion."
"My offerings keep disappearing from the litterbox. Still unsure if the Spirit is pleased."