Cat Hair Is the New Black

You lint-roll your pants. You admire your work. You take exactly three steps. And somehow, you're wearing your cat again.

At a certain point, you stop calling it cat hair and start calling it an accessory. A little texture. A custom finish. A wearable reminder that someone very fluffy loves you.

This Milton the Cat animated comic is for everyone who has ever looked at a fresh sheet on the lint roller and thought, “We're going to need the whole roll.” Black clothes may be timeless, but cat hair is apparently forever.

So here's to choosing one more cuddle over a perfectly fur-free outfit. Cat hair is the new black, and we're wearing it with pride. The lint roller can have the day off.

The perfect gift for the holidays

Shopping for a cat lover whose wardrobe has the same fluffy finishing touch? The Milton the Cat™ 2027 Page-A-Day Calendar is the perfect gift for the holidays. Give them some feline humor for their desk, or treat yourself. No lint rolling required.

Shop the Milton the Cat Page-A-Day Calendar, the perfect gift for the holidays.