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Claw Trooper

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Part of the main ground force of the Hairball Empire, under the leadership of Emperor palpurrtine and his commanders, most notably Darth Pawder and Grand Moff Tarkitten. The apparently high combat effectiveness of the Claw Troopers as well as their harsh reputation of destroying furniture, serve as the main reasons for deploying them almost exclusively in most of the military engagements of the Hairball Empire. They are shown in collective groups of varying organizational sizes ranging from packs to legions and for some, their armor and training are modified for special operations. Fuelled by catnip, and motivated by meat, opposable thumbs are the only thing stopping the Claw Troopers from achieving world domination. Now be a good human, and open that can of delicious meat in gravy before they put a hole in your favorite sweater.

May the fur be with you.

Claw TrooperT-shirtIncludes:

  • 100% Cotton T-shirt
  • Stitched Rolled Up Sleeves
  • Limited Edition Claw TrooperDesign
  • XS 44 Chest, 63 Length, 38.5 Sleeve Length
  • S 47 Chest, 66 Length, 40.5 Sleeve Length
  • M 50 Chest, 69 Length, 42.5 Sleeve Length
  • L 53 Chest, 72 Length, 44.5 Sleeve Length
  • XL 56 Chest, 74 Length, 46.5 Sleeve Length

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