13 Cats Who Definitely Don't Regret Being Jerks June 18 2015, 2 Comments

1. "Go away, dog. This is my house now."

 

2. "Oh, sorry, did you need to USE that toilet paper?"

 

3. "I have to be real with you — nobody liked that plant."

 

4. "This heat? This is MY heat."

 

5. "I know I have the whole bed, but I'm MUCH comfier lying on your clean shirt."

 

6. "No. I am the firstborn in this family."

 

7. "Were you planning on eating these?"

 

8. "You're on a diet now, Human."

 

9. "Nope, haven't seen the other cat."

 

10. "Oh, did you think this was YOUR bed? That's cute."

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11. "Have fun cleaning that up, Human. Pretty sure it's my best one yet."

 

12. "Me?? What would I possibly do with a roll of toilet paper??"

 

13. "I'm sorry it's come to this, Human, but I'm stealing your car. Goodbye."

 

It's a good thing you're so cute, cats.