17 Things Only People Who Can Sleep Anywhere Understand October 26 2016, 2 Comments

Location, schmocation.

1. Chair arms are just optional guidelines.

2. Two commas, sometimes, are better than one.

3. “Morning breath” is an anytime struggle.

4. It’s perfectly acceptable to only have seen the first half of many movies.

5. When naptime calls, any surface will do.

6. Even if sleepovers get annoying, you know how to persevere.

7. Snacks are never lost. They just become misplaced during nap excursions.