Deep thinking – adds a new dimoesinn to it all.
My cat does have thumbs .. Boo has 6 toes, 2 thumbs .. Thankfully he H8s fones, like me, but I’m a slave 2 mine .. It’s a necessary evil. How in blue blazes did we get thru our days back in the 80s w/o this idiot box!
That was just awesome. …made me snort when i laughed and booboo my booty boy fanged my forehead
OMGI love this site! I also just stumbled across it and love the jewelry and especially the kitty text messages! I’m going to have to buy the book. My cat also has to sit on my lap in the bathroom! If it were her choice,we would sit like that all day with me petting and massaging her. She won’t sit in my lap anywhere else just the bathroom! She’s a beautiful grey Tabby and has the best personalityb
Love the cat comments! They could easily have been Hanes (black with white sox). He’s prowling the garden right now and may bring me a live furry present. Will check his mouth first, this time!
My household now has the blue handled poo scissors. I made my husband label them for Dusk poo only! She’s a little furball and she’s now almost 4 mos old. They grow up so fast. But I love my baby and she is spoiled and loved by all who come to my house.
Hahaha, so awesome :)
Every time I’m in the bathroom, I see my kitty’s paws batting around under the door.
She never goes in the bathroom but once I’m in there, she must get in there!
Between her & my two dogs crying at the door begging to be let in, I can never get any peace in there!
Gotta love the fur babies though :)
the one about the bathroom an not getting is an awsome. that is my cat Diesel. i cant seem to get any peace with him following me everywhere. he feels as though he has to be right on top of my lap while im using the bathroom. an if i try to put him down he will literly growl at me as if to say " how dare u move me"
The poo one is my cat Jones! :-)
I have 8 inside cats and 2 outside cats..They are all so spoiled. But the inside ones don’t need text to get me up at 3 AM. They gang up on either side of me and will meow or bat at my nose to get me up. lol they usually win too!!!
Mama sez I sends messages like dis. I sez I is a good boy and mama accuses me of doin stuffs. I likes these messages tho. Them does sounds a lot like ME. Now its time to attack the mama, cuz her sees me on hers fone. Fishies an claws, Graysen
I love the cat conversations! They bring smiles and laughter into my day to day world. I have 5 and they bring me much joy and happiness also.
I have four cats and I can see all of them together doing this.
My friend Angie Bailey is the author of Texts From Mittens. She has a website and recently published a book. Look her up, buy the book. So totally worth it.
I ADORE those texts from the kitties! My cats would just do a lot of cursing Im afraid. So its probably better that they cant do it! LOL
I also stumbled and found this site…LOVE IT. this is very much like the book “how to tell if your cat is trying to kill you” I have these same interactions every day X 3!
they each have their own voice and quirks just like us.
I just came across your site & Im in love!!! My rescues Fiona & Pandora are at my side now as I type. Laughing so hard I’m crying as I read the 12 texts. What a riot & so accurate! Oh, my babes are turning around & giving me their backs!! Lololol. That’s what they do… One after the other- without fail- if I dare to laugh about them!! Or if they think I am! How dare I. Oh… I love them so much. Love love love your site. I need the gold plated ring- great with the quality crystals. Purrrfecto!!!
I don’t need to communicatio to her through common human texts.
I just use my feline telepathy on her.
I’ve got her right under my paw and she doesn’t have a clue.
Snagged her credit card. She’ll be so surprised when the catnip and jingle balls get delivered.
I have to scat like a cat before she catches me surfing the web.
thank you. those are definately from my blu bear… and thanks for having this awesome site…
I absolutely loved this!!! Said Purrrrfectly?
My other half, who will remain unnamed, must have found this page while I stepped away. She’s always doing things like that! Secretely, I have saved this to my favorites to check daily for lots of laughs. And to order some of the cute jewelry!!
I’m Pepper O’pleez…I’m a cat and I’m typin on my Mama’s tablet. She lowws me f she is wiff me. Deez r funny texts. U sure no cats…LOL
Fantastic doesn’t even cover it!!!!!
LOL. Who’s been spying on me & my cats? And who sez cats don’t have a sense of humor or the ability to type?
You must have my cat……
My cats DO have thumbs. I must remember to keep them away from cell phones!!
LOL! They could have all come from my baby too!
Brilliant.Everyone of them could have been from my cats
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