17 Cats With Very Important New Year’s Resolutions January 16 2015, 3 Comments

1. “My resolution is to grow into my GINORMOUS toe beans I’ve got here!”

"My resolution is to grow into my GINORMOUS toe beans I've got here!"

2. “I plan on setting the record for the most naps a cat has ever taken. EVER.”

"I plan on setting the record for the most naps a cat has ever taken. EVER."

3. “Pretty much just tryin’ to go full liquid over here.”

"Pretty much just tryin' to go full liquid over here."

4. “Gonna be the best cat parents the world has ever seen!”

"Gonna be the best cat parents the world has ever seen!"

5. “I’m pretty close, but in 2015 I’ll become the best eskimo kissing kitty in history.”

"I'm pretty close, but in 2015 I'll become the best eskimo kissing kitty in history."

6. “Gonna nail my selfie game, TBQH.”

"Gonna nail my selfie game, TBQH."

7. “I just wanna be the little spoon for all of 2015, that’s what I’m going for.”

"I just wanna be the little spoon for all of 2015, that's what I'm going for."

8. “Gonna nap on ANY AND EVERY surface I can find. No one will stop me.”

"Gonna nap on ANY AND EVERY surface I can find. No one will stop me."

9. “Watch out 2015, I will be crowned the queen of coziness before you are through.”

"Watch out 2015, I will be crowned the queen of coziness before you are through."

10. “Just gonna watch everything on Netflix. Every. Single. Thing.”

"Just gonna watch everything on Netflix. Every. Single. Thing."

11. “Looking forward to getting myself a REAL LIFE fishing pole. I’ll be unstoppable.”

"Looking forward to getting myself a REAL LIFE fishing pole. I'll be unstoppable."

12. “One step closer to becoming a full blown purrito.”

"One step closer to becoming a full blown purrito."

13. “THIS IS THE YEAR I’M GONNA CATCH ‘EM ALL.”

"THIS IS THE YEAR I'M GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL."

14. “Planning on expanding my vocal range another TWO OCTAVES.”

"Planning on expanding my vocal range another TWO OCTAVES."

15. “Just gonna rock the bundled look all year long, that’s all I want.”

"Just gonna rock the bundled look all year long, that's all I want."

 

16. “CAN’T WAIT TO PLAY WITH ALL OF MY NEW TOYS EVERY DAY OF 2015.”

"CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY WITH ALL OF MY NEW TOYS EVERY DAY OF 2015."

17. “My resolution is to look fabulous…oops, looks like I already accomplished that.”

"My resolution is to look fabulous...oops, looks like I already accomplished that."