16 Things Only People With Terrible Cats Understand October 20 2014, 3 Comments

 

1.Your cat attacks anything that moves...

16 Things Only People With Terrible Cats Understand

2. This includes babies...cute innocent little babies.

16 Things Only People With Terrible Cats Understand

3. Lets not forget your cat probably attacks itself.

16 Things Only People With Terrible Cats Understand

4. Your cat sprays everything you own, so you have to resort to this:

Everything you cherish will be sprayed by your cat at least once, so you have to do stuff like this:

5. Your cat continually stops you from cleaning.

16 Things Only People With Terrible Cats Understand

6. So you turn to the candle isle. At least everything will smell nice.

So the candle aisle becomes your best friend.

7. Just the thought of a vet visit makes you quiver.

All trips to the vet are absolute fucking nightmares.

8. Remember when the vet said your cat would settle down once he was neutered?

If you have a boy cat, your vet probably told you that he would settle down once he was neutered.

9. We all knew that was a lie...

BUT THIS WAS A LIE!!!!

10. Own another pet? 

If you have other animals, your cat is sure to dominate them.

11. If there's another cat they without a doubt try to dominate each other.

And if you have other cats they are sure to try to dominate each other as well.

12. 99.9% of the time you will be ignored. 

Most of the time, your cat ignores you.

13. Yet they want your FULL attention.

But at the same time they expect 100% of your attention.

14. The expensive bed you purchased for them isn't worth a second of their time.

Your cat sleeps absolutely anywhere BUT the cat bed you spent way too much money on.

15. Google feels your pain.

And even Google can't think of anything to say.

16. But no matter what it comes down you'll always love your cat.

The absolute worst thing, though, is that no matter what they do, you can't NOT love them.